Listen Granny.

You remember when last week I was teaching you to suck eggs. Remember? Yes. And I said the government were going to give you money and you said no they aren't? Well here it is in the paper today. From 2015 they are going to give you a pound a week. It's marvellous. And what do you have to do? Well you have to give them 890 pounds but they will be much better at looking after your money than you are. Yes I know they never have been but let bygones be bygones. And you will get your 890 pounds all back in eighteen years. No of course it wont be worth the same then. They know all about inflation don't they. Oh and of course you will have to pay tax on every single penny. Well it's only fair isn't it?