Derek McMillan's weblog
Friday, April 12, 2024
Not Nice
Thursday, April 11, 2024
Gratitude
Monday, April 08, 2024
58 Farm End
As for the murder there are a number of red herrings and I was certainly surprised when the actual murderer was revealed. It keeps the reader guessing and speculating all the way through as suspicion switches from one character to another..
The details of life on a farm provide a backdrop to the story and it is set in the vicinity of Worthing which is an added attraction for those of us who live there.
Wednesday, April 03, 2024
Intolerable
Sunak said the action of the Israeli Defence Force was "intolerable".
Was it intolerable enough to prevent the sale of arms to Israel?
Of course not!
Monday, April 01, 2024
The Legend of Loof Lirpa
In 1793 the health ministry of Norway was tasked with measuring the feet of all the citizens. The runaway winner of the contest was a little-known man called Loof Lirpa.
His picture, alongside a picture of his feet with a normal-sized pair of feet for comparison, appeared in the newspapers of the day, there were two. The King awarded Loof a thousand Kroner which could be expected to keep him in comfort for the rest of his days.
In those days there were no shoe sizes so Loof had to have his shoes specially made. Fortunately his father came from a long line of cobblers.
Loof decided to set out exploring. The first country he discovered was Denmark. Norwegians had heard of Denmark but hitherto they had thought of it as a mythic land inhabited by giants. Danes are similar in size to Norwegians and in fact Loof, with his prodigious feet, was regarded as a giant by them. He was introduced to the King who told him of another land which the Danes greatly feared. In modern times it is known as Sweden.
Loof walked to Sweden where he found that the land of Abba was in fact a rather peaceful place. In fact he married and raised twelve children in Sweden. There was a mistranslation of his writings about Sweden which were published posthumously forty years later. From this people in Norway got the impression that far from being a pacific nation, Sweden was in fact in the Pacific.
He was mourned in Sweden, Denmark and eventually in his native Norway.
Note – as this is written in English, I have followed the tradition of spelling Loof Lirpa's name backwards.
Sunday, March 31, 2024
Punished for an opinion
Monday, March 25, 2024
The Minister Answers the Question
"Now look. We have spent unprecedented sums and lessons have been learnt."
"What are you talking about minister?"
"That is not the point. Going forward we expect to see a massive improvement up and down the country."
"An improvement in?"
"There is an ongoing inquiry and it would be inappropriate for me to comment."
"Will you answer the question, minister?"
"We expect to see spectacular developments but you have to remember we have had Covid and the Russian invasion of Ukraine. The opposition has no policy."
"That is all we have time for. Thank you very much, Minister."
"My pleasure."