Monday, June 29, 2026

Audio version of "Dave's Contraption" on youtube.

Audio version of "Dave's Contraption" on youtube.

Abigail's Party


This review contains a spoiler.

Ferring Amateur Dramatic Society presented a production of the Mike Leigh play "Abigail's Party" which was originally a 'Play for Today' on the BBC.

The play is very representative of its time, right down to a lava lamp centre stage.

The Abigail of the title never appears. The party is next door to Abigail's house and includes a very worried Abigail's mother played excellently by Lina Grinstead.

A neighbour, Angela played by Julie Cleasby, adds humour to the production, especially with her unforgettable dancing. Her monosyllabic husband, played by Steve Baker, finds her such an embarrassment he allegedly suggested she could do with sellotape over her mouth.

The man of the house, played by Niall Conlan, is a local estate agent who is worked to death, quite literally.

The star of the show is Beverly, the excruciating host, played superbly by Sue Burroughs. A seventies' suburban party which starts out moderately dreadful deteriorates and deteriorates under Beverly's influence.

This is a first class production. 

Thursday, June 18, 2026

Things not to do

When submitting work to a magazine, which I do all the time, do not include the phrase "No AI was used in this writing. My robot told me to say that. :)"

They have no sense of humour about this.





Friday, June 05, 2026

Quiz Answers

1 Which planet is furthest from the sun?
Nobody knows (many planets are outside the solar system) but I will accept Neptune as an answer!


2 It takes five men six hours to dig seven holes. How long does it take one man to dig half a hole?
You can’t dig half a hole


3 The straits of Gibraltar are between the Atlantic and ?
A
The Mediterranean


4 A yellow ball in snooker scores?
Two


5 Which sport uses a foil?
Fencing


6 What does a dosette box contain?
A
Pills


7 In Thomas the Tank Engine, Henry is which colour?
Green


8 The Aran islands contain how many islands?
Three islands


9 Where is Wadebridge?
A
Cornwall


10 Which planet is famous for the Great Red Spot?
Jupiter


11 What is Cafe au Lait?
A
White coffee


12 Joe Davis was a world champion in?
Snooker


13 Who wrote the book “Tom Jones”?
Henry Fielding


14 What is a penstemon?
a flowering plant


15 Which was Daniel Craig’s first James Bond film?
A
Casino Royale


16 Marzipan is made from?
Almonds

17 Where would you find seas with no water?
On the moon.


18 The chemical element with the abbreviation Br is?
A
Bromine


19 The Hoover Dam is on which river?
A
The Colorado

20 What is a Manx Shearwater?
A bird


And the ever-popular grid. You need to find groups of four. All words have capital initial letters by tradition.


Police

Trouble

Jeopardy

Ponce

Lear

Christmas

George

Top

Phantom

Paul

Poor

Bed

John

Water

Jump

Money


Box – Police, Christmas, Poor, Money


Double – Trouble, Jeopardy Top, Bed


Saint = John Paul George Ponce


Jet = Lear, Phantom, Water, Jump


Thursday, June 04, 2026

Rage

I notice that after calling for people to "rage", millionaire Nigel Farage made sure he was well away from the racists who were raging in the streets with bricks and bottles.

It would have spoilt his suit. 



Quiz

1 Which planet is furthest from the sun?


2 It takes five men six hours to dig seven holes. How long does it take one man to dig half a hole?


3 The straits of Gibraltar are between the Atlantic and ?


4 A yellow ball in snooker scores?


5 Which sport uses a foil?


6 What does a dosette box contain?


7 In Thomas the Tank Engine, Henry is which colour?


8 The Aran islands contain how many islands?


9 Where is Wadebridge?


10 Which planet is famous for the Great Red Spot?


11 What is Cafe au Lait?


12 Joe Davis was a world champion in?


13 Who wrote the book “Tom Jones”?


14 What is a penstemon?


15 Which was Daniel Craig’s first James Bond film?


16 Marzipan is made from?

17 Where would you find seas with no water?


18 The chemical element with the abbreviation Br is?


19 The Hoover Dam is on which river?

20 What is a Manx Shearwater?


And the ever-popular grid. You need to find groups of four. All words have capital initial letters by tradition.


Police

Trouble

Jeopardy

Ponce

Lear

Christmas

George

Top

Phantom

Paul

Poor

Bed

John

Water

Jump

Money





Thursday, May 07, 2026

Second Hand Books


It is most gratifying that World of Books and other second hand booksellers are selling my books. I don't make any money out of it but people do get to read the books.
If you are a writer, I suggest searching on eBay for your books. You might surprise youself.









                                                   Space Dog Alfred


                                                         In the Mirror of Eternity


                                                                The Miranda Revolution



The whole eBay list is here