Things not to do

When submitting work to a magazine, which I do all the time, do not include the phrase "No AI was used in this writing. My robot told me to say that. :)"

They have no sense of humour about this.

Quiz Answers

1 Which planet is furthest from the sun?
Nobody knows (many planets are outside the solar system) but I will accept Neptune as an answer!

2 It takes five men six hours to dig seven holes. How long does it take one man to dig half a hole?
You can’t dig half a hole

3 The straits of Gibraltar are between the Atlantic and ?
A The Mediterranean

4 A yellow ball in snooker scores?
Two

5 Which sport uses a foil?
Fencing

6 What does a dosette box contain?
A Pills

7 In Thomas the Tank Engine, Henry is which colour?
Green

8 The Aran islands contain how many islands?
Three islands

9 Where is Wadebridge?
A Cornwall

10 Which planet is famous for the Great Red Spot?
Jupiter

11 What is Cafe au Lait?
A White coffee

12 Joe Davis was a world champion in?
Snooker

13 Who wrote the book “Tom Jones”?
Henry Fielding

14 What is a penstemon?
a flowering plant

15 Which was Daniel Craig’s first James Bond film?
A Casino Royale

16 Marzipan is made from?
Almonds

17 Where would you find seas with no water?
On the moon.

18 The chemical element with the abbreviation Br is?
A Bromine

19 The Hoover Dam is on which river?
A The Colorado

20 What is a Manx Shearwater?
A bird

And the ever-popular grid. You need to find groups of four. All words have capital initial letters by tradition.

Police	Trouble	Jeopardy	Ponce
Lear	Christmas	George	Top
Phantom	Paul	Poor	Bed
John	Water	Jump	Money

Box – Police, Christmas, Poor, Money

Double – Trouble, Jeopardy Top, Bed

Saint = John Paul George Ponce

Jet = Lear, Phantom, Water, Jump

Rage

I notice that after calling for people to "rage", millionaire Nigel Farage made sure he was well away from the racists who were raging in the streets with bricks and bottles.

It would have spoilt his suit. 

Quiz

1 Which planet is furthest from the sun?

2 It takes five men six hours to dig seven holes. How long does it take one man to dig half a hole?

3 The straits of Gibraltar are between the Atlantic and ?

4 A yellow ball in snooker scores?

5 Which sport uses a foil?

6 What does a dosette box contain?

7 In Thomas the Tank Engine, Henry is which colour?

8 The Aran islands contain how many islands?

9 Where is Wadebridge?

10 Which planet is famous for the Great Red Spot?

11 What is Cafe au Lait?

12 Joe Davis was a world champion in?

13 Who wrote the book “Tom Jones”?

14 What is a penstemon?

15 Which was Daniel Craig’s first James Bond film?

16 Marzipan is made from?

17 Where would you find seas with no water?

18 The chemical element with the abbreviation Br is?

19 The Hoover Dam is on which river?

20 What is a Manx Shearwater?

And the ever-popular grid. You need to find groups of four. All words have capital initial letters by tradition.

Police	Trouble	Jeopardy	Ponce
Lear	Christmas	George	Top
Phantom	Paul	Poor	Bed
John	Water	Jump	Money