The Evil Quizmaster

Song Lyrics 1

1) You think you've lost your love, well I saw her yesterday

a) she's still mad at you

b) she said 'hi'

c) It's you she's thinking of.

2) Gloria

a) in Excelsis

b) give me your answer do

c) pride of our alley

3) Daisy

a) in Excelsis

b) give me your answer do

c) pride of our alley

4) Sally

a) in Excelsis

b) give me your answer do

c) pride of our alley

5) Hello darkness my old friend

a) How are you?

b) I've come to talk with you again

c) long time no see

6) You are my sunshine, my only sunshine You make me happy

a) when the gas bill comes

b) when skies are grey

c) when skies are blue

7) Who were "Tryin' to catch the Devil's herd, across these endless skies"

a) ghostriders in the sky

b) the police

c) clouds

8) Who was asked to come into the garden

a) Alan

b) Maud

c) Reginald

9) Ain't no mountain high enough ain't no valley

a) wide enough

b) low enough

c) long enough

10) Pack up your troubles in what?

a) a suitcase

b) a cupboard

c) your old kit bag

11) What are we going to build in England's green and pleasant land?

a) a skyscraper

b) a castle

c) Jerusalem

12) And you told her you'd never kissed a girl before so what must you do?

a) hold your hand out naughty boy

b) behave yourself

c) stop it at once

13) What is the password for "Hernando's Hideaway"?

a) open sesame

b) Casablanca

c) you and I were sent by Joe

14) Why was the little white bull unhappy?

a) his mother was cross with him

b) only black bulls go to the bullring

c) he had a tummy ache

15) What happens to mother brown if they catch her bending?

a) they get annoyed

b) the say she's cheating

c) they'll saw her legs right off

16) By yon bonnie banks & by yon bonnie braes, refers to

a) Loch Ness

b) Loch Lomond

c) Ullswater

17) Where do the deer and the antelope play?

a) home on the range

b) home in the Gorbals

c) home with the old folks

18) Bonnie and Clyde were pretty lookin' people but whose children?

a) different parents

b) the devil

c) unknown parents

19) The grand old duke of York

a) had ten thousand acres

b) had ten thousand pounds

c) had ten thousand men

20) How many men on a dead man's chest

a) one

b) fifteen

c) two

Have a go at the questions before looking at the answers!

Ans 1) c 2) a 3) b 4) c 5) b

6) b 7) a 8) b 9) b 10) c

11) c 12) a 13) c 14) b 15) c

16) b 17) a 18) b 19) c 20) b