Consider yourself at home

Chanctonbury Chorus have asked for new lyrics to this song from "Oliver".

I have a modest example here.

Consider yourself at home
Consider yourself stuck with the family
The Cobra edict's so strong
You're all just going to get along
Consider yourself well in
Consider yourself part of the furniture
Consider yourself a chair
Who cares?. It's better than being out there!

If it should chance to be
We should see
Some harder days
Empty larder days
Why grouse?
If there's a chance we'll get
Sainsbury
To foot the bill
Then the drinks are on the 'ouse!

Consider yourself our mate
We don't want to have no fuss,
For after some consideration, we can state
Consider yourself
One of us!