And at the same time, it shows the way that adults talk to children and do not necessarily tell the exact truth about the past.
The other stories are well worth a look, especially mine obvs!
An invitation
#worthingflash is an online blog run by Durrington writer Derek McMillan with the assistance of 100 other writers. You could become one!
The original aim was to encourage flash fiction in Worthing. Writers from all over the world have now taken part.
There is a competition for 100-word stories which are published in September on http://worthingflash.blogspot.com and the prize will be Derek's new book "The Pernicious Snood" which is also due for publication in September.
The maximum length in other months is 1000 words and many stories are a lot shorter. If you want to get an idea of the kind of stories accepted have a look at the blog. You can Google worthingflash or say "Alexa, find worthing flash" if you prefer.
Over 100,000 people have visited the blog so your writing will have a large audience.
All stories should be sent to worthingflash@gmail.com
All writers are volunteers. It costs nothing to submit but the reward is kudos not cash.
Scoresdale has been refused permission to call itself "Scoresdale by Sea." Presumably the English Channel is invisible to the County Council.
Colin Burgos is a constable who has been plagued by teasing about his illiteracy. He now reads everything that comes his way and provides us all with an exegesis whether we ask for it or not.
Clare Turner is another constable who is based in Nether Sodbury. Whereas Colin is not keen for promotion I can see Claire passing the Sergeant's exam and taking my job one day.
The other member of the team is Community Support Officer Francis Skinner who has a dislike of being called Frank. He is older than all of us and has a lot of experience in the RAF regiment which is like the military police.
I was unable to join the RAF because I failed the medical due to colour-blindness. I am also incapable of reading a map which would not have helped.
The politicians in their infinite wisdom have cut the regional crime squad over and over again until it was reduced to three men and a dog. Then the dog died. The three men don't look too well either. The practical result of this is that however serious the crime is, it is up to us to deal with it.
The Perncious Snood is about how we go about it.
Sergeant Chris Morgan
(Fictional character)